Um...okay?

This is the conversation I had with Jacob yesterday after my friend Lisa left:

Jacob: was that my mom?
Me: NO! I'm your mom!!!
Jacob: No, you Aswan
Me: Huh? Who am I?
Jacob: You Aswan, the Lion (he means Aslan the kids have been on a Narnia kick lately)
Me: (after growling at him) Okay Peter, I'll be Aslan
Jacob: I not Peter, I Jacob
Me: If I'm Aslan then you must be Peter, you know the little boy in the movie...
Jacob: I NOT PETER! I'm....................................A BUCKEYE!

It was all a bit random. If only to be able to understand the mind of a 2 yr old boy............